by Carlton Cat
AFTER a busy day the Mr and Mrs opted for an early night. I crept in about half an hour later and they were both fast asleep. I thought I’d help to give them sweet dreams so I settled down between them and started to sing a lullaby. Were they grateful? No, they were not. They awoke.
‘For goodness sake, Carlton,’ the man said sleepily. ‘Why all the racket?’
The Mrs sat up in alarm and switched on the light. ‘Whassup?’ she shouted, like some bad-tempered teenager.
|Why are they trying to silence me? I am the Frank Sinatra of cats.|
‘It’s only Carlton,’ said the Mr. ‘He’s having a funny five minutes.’ He began to stroke me and said, ‘Settle down, boy. Time to sleep.’
The Mrs switched out the light and sighed deeply. ‘That cat is absolutely nuts,’ she said.
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